New Neighbors: Now She's Just Toying With Him

It wasn't bad enough his dad was starting to look like a poster child for teen fashion and his mom increasingly looked like a jock. He looked down...very slowly...at himself. *Crap.* he thought silently. He still looked the same, but he was wearing a dress. He hadn't been a moment ago. "Kids," he said, in a choked voice. "I'm still looking for that missing rock of mine...it has...sentimental value. If either of you see it..." "Well, it's not in my room," Riley said. *Shit...* Jon said, continuing to curse internally. He needed to stop this as soon as possible.