Jon's Not Feeling Too Good: Controlling

"...just starting controlling." "Controlling?" He asked his mother innocently. His mother sighed and rolled her eyes. "Jon, I told you to read the literature the doctor gave us yesterday!" She grabbed a pamphlet off the counter and tossed it to him. "Now go to your room and read it or no breakfast!" Jon looked at the folded paper in his hand as he headed for his room. The title read, 'Controlling for Beginners: Taking Your New Place' on the front in big bold red letters. As he lay on his bed and read the information, he was amazed to find that he...