Spells 'R Us: He's So Handsome

"He's so ... handsome," Jeff said, with a dreamy look on his face. "Excuse me?" Richard asked, astonished by his roommate's words. Did he just say what he *thought* he said? Jeff was the straightest guy on campus, just ask any girl. No way could he suddenly be in love with a guy. It just made no sense. "I never realized it before, but he's so hot. I ... I have to go see him," he said, turning away from the window and walking to the door. "What the hell is wrong with you? See *who*?" Richard asked. His roommate turned and said ...