Jon is Zoe's New Boyfriend?

"Jon," Zoe said. "Could you be my new boyfriend?" "What?" he asked, not quite believing what he *thought* he heard. "It would make Chad so jealous." Chad was her boyfriend. Correction, *ex*-boyfriend. "Uh, Zoe. I don't think ..." She glared at him. "You're going to do it," she ordered. "I'm not letting him dump me. I *will* get him back." "Zoe, I'm your brother. I don't think it would be ..." "I don't care. I want you to be my boyfriend and that's that. Now come on," she said, standing up. "We have to be seen in public." "What?" "You heard me. I can't make Chad jealous unless he sees me with you. Now, come *on*," she said, pulling Jon to his feet and then out into the hallway.