Jon is Chad's new Girlfriend

"Jon," Zoe said. "Could you date Chad to help me get back at him?" "What?" he asked, not quite believing what he thought he heard. "You date him for a while then reveal that you are a guy, and everyone thinks Chad's gay, its perfect." "Uh, Zoe. I don't think ..." She glared at him. "You're going to do it," she ordered. "If he thinks he can dump me... I will get him back." "Zoe, I'm your brother. I don't think I can do this" "I don't care. I want you to be his next girlfriend and that's that. Now come on," she said, standing up. "We have to hurry, he'll move on to his next girl quick, it has to be you. We need to get you ready." "What?" "You heard me. Now Strip, I know what he likes in a girl, I can make you his perfect girlfriend. Now, come on," she said, pulling Jon's shirt off his head.