Laundry room: Jon digs deeper

Jon dug deeper into the dryer hoping to find a shirt he recognized as his. He dug out a shirt with "baby on board" a shirt he often seen pregnant women wear. A shirt with "stop staring at my tits" written accross the chest in small print. A shirt with "this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine" on it. A t-shirt with "10 percent angel, 90 percent slut" written on it. A shirt with an arrow pointing up saying "the man" and below it an arrow pointing down saying "the legend" A white shirt with "Princess" written on it in sparkly pink letters.