SSAMT: Leggy Biff and Pregnant Steve

"What the hell, man?" Steve asked, staring at Biff's shirt. In big pink letters, it said LEGGY BLOND and behind the words was a faded silhouette of a pair of female legs and feet, wearing high heels. "Did you see what's on your shirt?" he asked, pointing at Biff. "*My* shirt? Did you see what's on *your* shirt?" Biff asked, staring back. Steve looked down and was shocked to see that he too was wearing a shirt just as bad, or maybe worse, than what Biff was wearing. It said TOTALLY KNOCKED UP AND SOON TO BE A MOMMY. Steve just could tear his eyes away. He was too shocked. "We have to get new shirts," Steve said, pulling himself out of his daze. "I can't let anyone see me like this. I'll be a laughing stock." Biff nodded and was about to check one of the other rooms for something else to wear, but before they could do anything they heard a girl's voice. "Biff? Steve? What are you two doing?" the girl asked. They turned and saw ...