Dirty Slut: Cheap Tart

Steve glanced at the text on the shirt, but his drunken mind was too muddled to properly process the words, so he took off his old shirt and put on the new one. Of course, were he sober, he might have been a bit more off put by the shirt's message, which read CHEAP TART. Still quite drunk, Steve stumbled back into the party, not even realizing that his future was about to become quite different than he imagined.