Still More Shirts

Noticing that there were still other shirts in the dryer, Jon decided to check to see what they said. Pulling them out, he almost wished he had taken one of the others. While he had seen people wearing the other shirts, these weren't shirts he had ever seen before. The first shirt read, "I had a sex change and I liked it." The second said, "You're just jealous because mine are bigger." The third said, "I'm wearing my mom's underwear." The fourth one said, "Sorry, but my sister's taken." The voices outside sounded like they were getting louder. Beginning to panic, Jon grabbed a shirt.