Mikey's Friend Linda

After taking off her bathrobe, Linda discovered that underneath it she was wearing a boy's T-shirt and dusty jeans. The clothes were too tight and too small, exposing a lot of her skin and hugging her body way too much. The outfit looked like something that her son might have worn. But she was sure that he didn't own these specific articles of clothing. How did these clothes get on her? She didn't remember ... "Linda, what are you doing in there?" she suddenly heard Mikey asked. Did he just call her by her first name? She spun around and looked at him, about to tell him to not call her by her first name, that it was inappropriate. But before she could, Mikey cut her off with the most unexpected and confusing statement. "That's my mom's room. I don't think she'd want you in there." *Huh?* she thought. *But **I'm** your mom.*