Born under a cursed star

“Yeah,” replied Joseph “They all were, and if that wasn’t weird enough, they were all born on the same day.” “No way!” gasped Jeff. “Yeah,” I sighed, at least that tidbit was still the same “Guess we were born under a cursed star or something.” Jeff frowned and said “Maybe you were.” Joseph and I exchanged glances then looked at Jeff for an explanation. Turning reddish he elaborated “You’ll probably think me nuts, but astrology is real; I’ve studied it and know Star signs do have an effect. But none of the horoscope mumbo jumbo; that stuff’s all bull crap. Real astrology is something else all together.” I frowned and said “Don’t suppose that means you could help with this?” “I... umm... I don’t know; I know some basic stuff and book work, but not much practical shit. I can do some research if you want.” I shrugged “Couldn’t help, and at this point I’m willing to give unorthodox solutions a try.”