The Bench: Jon Changes Biff

Jon looked up and saw Biff Meadows (star quarterback of the high school football team) and standing next to him, his girlfriend Sarah McMillan (head of the cheerleading squad). He stood up and glared at him, causing the jock to laugh. But Jon didn't see what was so funny. He ended up punching Biff in his arm, but that just made Biff laugh harder. Having enough of this juvenile humor, Jon quickly made his way towards the food court. He just wanted to enjoy his evening with his best friend and forget about those stupid jerks. After Jon left, Biff suddenly became confused, looking down at himself. What the hell was he wearing? Gone was his muscle shirt, jeans, and sandals. In their place was a pink halter top, a white pleated miniskirt, and a pair of pink 3-inch open-toe heels. "Come on, Biff," Sarah said. "Let's go check out the sale at Victoria's Secret. I saw this bra and panty set that would just look great on you. It certainly should make your boyfriend more interested." "My boyfriend? Sarah, what are you talking about?" Biff asked.