The Bench: Dispute of Residency

"I'm sorry," Jon said, still a little baffled. "But who are you and what are you doing in my house?" Linda Madison was taken aback by the question. "*Your* house? I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. This is my house." Jon shook his head, quite certain that this was his house and this woman certainly didn't belong there. "No, this is my house, and unless you leave the premises immediately, I'm going to call the police." Linda frowned. "The police? Now hold on just a minute..." Linda started, before glancing down at herself. "Wait, what am I wearing? What's going on here?" Jon looked down at the woman's outfit, trying to see what the strange lady found so odd about it...