The Bench: O-hi-o You-ni-ver-city

"Um, okay Mrs. Lady. Bye bye," Benny said, before hanging up. On the other end, Tyler was a bit confused. Why was his husband talking like a child? Benny put the phone down, then headed back into his bedroom to play with his toys more. But then he stopped when he noticed that his clothes looked different. He was now wearing a college sweatshirt and a pair of jeans, both re-sized to fit his small body. He read the shirt, as best he could. "O-hi-o ... state ... you-ni-ver-city." He smiled, feeling proud that he could read it, especially upside down. He remembered someone telling him that a university was a school for older people. But why would *he* have a shirt like that? He just started kindergarten the previous fall. He was about to continue his way back to his bedroom, but suddenly he didn't really feel like playing anymore. In fact, he felt like he needed to be someplace.