Jon's a Horse

When Jon looked down, all he saw were a pair of horse legs. It took him a moment to figure out why. And when he finally did figure it out, he screamed. Or rather he *neighed*. Jon was now a horse. And the thing that was weighing him down was a saddle. Suddenly, there was the sound of a door slamming. Jon looked towards where the sound came from as best as he could and saw a man dressed as a cowboy approaching him.