Morning Wood: Jon Freaks Out

"Hey, why'd you stop, man?" the small Biff asked, looking up at Jon. "That felt pretty good." Jon wasn't sure what to say. Truthfully, he was scared out of his wits right at the moment. What the hell happened to his dick? Was this the outcome of his vague wish from the previous day? He didn't even know how first to react to this. Should he be revolted? Or perhaps disturbed? Well, for one thing, he was speechless. "Yo, dude," the small Biff said, waving his tiny arms around. He looked like a Ken doll, except for the fact that his legs were missing. Well, actually, his legs were fused together and looked like the base of a penis. "Come on, man. I felt a really good erection coming."