The Bubble Gum Stone

The Bubble Gum Stone. It looks like the original, almost, in that it’s roughly the same size and shape. It’s just whole lot pinker and a whole lot sparklier. But it’s still a really good wishing stone! Like, it follows _mostly_ the same rules as its counterpart (wishes are retroactive, can’t be undone, and only those hearing a wish remember how things were before), just a bit more... Haphazardly. The Bubble Gum Stone is alive. Also a little sentient. And very-possibly has some sort of bizarre end goal it’s trying to attain through granting wishes in particularly absurd ways. Specifically... Okay, hear me out . The Bubble Gum Stone is a bimbo. It’s friendly, incredibly dumb, kinda horny, and _really_ likes pink. And... This leaks out into the wishes it grants. So while it’s gonna be super excited to help out its user... _It’s gonna be really bad at it._