Iridescent Stars: Don't You Hate It When Your NPCs Talk Back?

"Okay! So, resurrection scroll on skeleton, bad idea..." - Said Lucas, easily dodging the blows the catgirl threw. - - - ***Cliff's house*** DMBattle typed. "Yes, you do. And I'm sorry, but she now attacks you." "Crap, NO!!!" - Shouted Cliff. "No, she doesn't." - The message from the DM appeared, confusing Cliff. "Er, yes, she does. Sorry, I don't know what just happened." - Said the DM. "No, she fucking doesn't!" - The message appeared again. "What the hell are you doing?" - Asked Cliff, in desperation. - - - ***The DM's place*** James was... confused. First Cliff appeared and asked to reset his game. He managed to luck out a literally one-in-a-million chance and said it was affecting him in real life. He would have ascribed that to insanity - and indeed did so. Until the other message appeared. And now a second one appeared on his messenger. The sender: "Angel of Chaos". He idly remembered that his messenger did not allow for nicknames or names with spaces as he read the none-too-kind message. "NO, I WON'T FUCKING ATTACK HER, YOU MORON! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS RULES???" A *character* had just dissed him through a messenger program and was refusing to do what he had her do. *So... Maybe Cliff is on to something...* - Thought James. - - - Lucas was unaware of the answer she was unconsciously sending to James. She finally managed to grapple the catgirl, who somehow ceased struggling. - - - ***Cliff's house*** "What's going on?" - Asked Cliff, the watch glowing, but unnoticed by him. "You don't attack her." - Said the DM, finally - "And we need to talk OOC." "About what?" - Asked Cliff. "I think you might be right." - The DM responded - "There is something going on in this game." - - - The catgirl awoke again and looked at Lucas, who prepared to dodge. "Er, hello. Sorry about that, my collar is cursed and turns me hostile sometimes..." - Said the catgirl. "Uhm... Right." - Said Lucas - "So. Seems we're slightly trapped in this cave here. I searched your stuff, but I have no idea what your wands do and I sorta wanted to see what happened when someone resurrected. I mean, besides the whole *Pet Sematary* thing you just got going on..." "Yeah, sorry, again." "Eh, it's cool. So! Got anything that will move stone around?" - Lucas asked. The catgirl nodded. "Yeah. Wand of Stone Sculpting." "Cool!" - Said Lucas - "Open up for us!" The catgirl picked up the wand and created an opening. *Game rules* - thought Lucas. "Cool. You have officially joined the party, girl." - She said, finally. - - - ***Clifford's house***