He's a right cock

Jon awoke to find the covers over him. Grumbling he tried to throw them off but couldn't seem to get a grip. Rubbing sleep from his eyes he looked around in confusion. Instead of a mattress he was lying on something fleshy. Without warning he was tossed about and found himself dangling. A few seconds later he was nearly blinded by the light as the fabric covering him was removed. Blinking he looked over his shoulder to a giant looming over him. To his horror he realised he was the penis of...