Forest of Fun: The plant

After a few steps, Jon caught his foot on something, causing him to fall forward. "Urgh" grumbled Jon, rolling onto his back and sitting up. "What was that?" he moaned, rubbing his head. Looking around, he saw the stem of a plant looped over the path. "Trust me to trip on the only thing out here" he thought. Suddenly a vine wrapped around the leg of his boxers and tugged them off. "Woah" gasped Jon. A plant popped up in front of him, standing like a snake ready to strike, the top of it seemed to resemble drooling lips. The plant lurched forward and slid its lips over Jon's penis and down to his balls. **shlckshlck** The plant began sucking on his genitals. "Heh, that feels nice, but it feels like its gonna..." "...like its gonna suck my dick right..." Jon grabbed the plant and tugged at it. There was a loud **SCHLICK** "..off..". The plant came away from him, his crotch bare and flat, covered in the plant's juices. Freaking out, Jon suddenly jolted awake. He was sitting in his bed, in his bedroom, everything normal. "Phew" thought Jon, "Just a bad dream."