Jon the housewife

Jon's eyes bulged as he read his new identity. "Jennifer Benz, mother of the family." was printed on the sheet. He looked up and in horror seeing identical looks on everyone else's. Gulping he glanced at Karyn and then peeked at her sheet. "Kris Benz, father of the family." Jon smiled weakly, relieved that at least he'd have some support if he had no option but to go through with this. "Fuck this," snarled Biff, jumping to his feet, "No way am I going through with this!" "Bet I have it worse," at Trevor in disgust. Sarah just sobbed. Jon gulped and asked "What did you get?"