Jon can't catch a break

...Sha Gumi, a local porn actress. Of course that wasn't her real name, just a terrible pun thought up because it sounded vaguely Japanese to ignorant American ears. Not that that mattered to Jon who was fixated on the large, pale skinned breasts he now possessed. Wide-eyed, he reached up and gave his right breast an experimental squeeze to see if this was really happening. Before he could explore further or contemplate what had happened, he heard a scream from...