Jon's Slumber Party: Pizza - Yuck, Salad - Yum!

"This is all a prank, right?" Jon asked his friends. Tim looked at him. "A prank? What do you mean?" he asked, confused. "Ugh, why did we get all-meat pizza?" Leonard suddenly said. "I thought you liked that?" Jon asked. "Are you kidding me? I always get a salad. I have to watch my weight, you know," he said. What the hell was Leonard *talking* about? He was the fattest person in the room right now. He never cared about dieting before, so why now? Jay put down his half-eaten slice of pizza, then went to the kitchen. "Jon, honey, do you know if you have any lettuce around? I'm thinking of making myself a salad. Does anyone else want one?" Tim, Pete, and Leonard all raised their hands, saying that they did. Jon shook his head. What was going on? Did Jay just call him "honey"? That wasn't like the nerd at all. What was happening? Why were all his friend acting like this? Acting almost ... girly.