He'll Be a Woman Soon

"So, what do you want to do tonight?" his dad asked. "Well ... um ... I don't know." He was hoping that he wouldn't have to do any decision-making, that his lover would make the plans and he'd just follow. "Then I'll decide," his dad said, smiling. "How about we go to Justine's?" "That fancy restaurant downtown?" "Sure." "Isn't that where you proposed to Mom?" Suddenly, his dad seemed to become uncomfortable and stood up. "I thought we weren't going to bring her up again." "What?" "I know you don't like that we got divorced, but ..." "You and Mom are *divorced*?" What the heck did his wish *do*? "Well, *yeah*. Ever since I got my sex-change operation and proposed my love to you." "Huh?" Jon couldn't believe what he was hearing. His dad then knelt before him. "Don't worry Jon. Soon I'll have breasts. And I'll be all woman. Just for you."