Becoming School Slut is An Honor

As it turned out, Jon's mom took the news pretty well. In fact, she seemed quite pleased about it, which Jon knew wouldn't have happened before his wish. He supposed that since School Slut was a formal position and something to strive for, it was all just commonplace and nothing to be too upset by. Still, it was strange for Jon. "Maybe we should throw a party for her. You know, to celebrate," his mom told him, after Jon told her the news. Zoe wasn't there. Presumably, she was off fucking some random guy for the umpteenth time that day. "Yeah, I guess." "Oh come on, Jon. Show a little more enthusiasm. Your sister just became School Slut. That's not an easy feat, you know." Jon briefly wondered if his mom had any experience in that area, back when she was in school herself. He quickly pushed that thought aside. The last thing he wanted to think about was his mom acting like a total slut.