Biff's Off Limits

Jon and Karyn went from store to store. Just after Jon bought a cute tube top, he locked eyes with a guy he knew from school. Jon couldn't look away and neither could the guy. It was Biff Meadows, captain of the football team and boyfriend of cheerleader bitch Sarah McMillan. Jon started to walk towards him, but Karyn stopped him. "Whoa there, girl. I know you like to whore yourself to everyone, but Biff's off limits. Do you know what Sarah would do to you if she found out you were fucking her boyfriend?" Jon didn't care. His female desires were overwhelming. He *wanted* Biff. And clearly Biff wanted him. So where was the problem?