Next morning

Jon awoke the next morning, and wondered what he should wear. He decided he'd need a skirt and, basically, he'd need to have his lower half look female--otherwise what would be the point? He picked out his clothes and then noticed that a few other things were different. And then he noticed the light on his answering machine. He pressed "play" and the machine announced the time. It was yesterday--**before** he made the wish--yet he knew he had listened to all his messages then. Someone must have called him in the new history who never called him in the old history. The message was....