How Is This Logical?

Sarah the dog barked suddenly, but because of Jon's wish, he was able to understand her. Apparently, she was annoyed by the fact that she had the body of a dog. Jon supposed that he couldn't blame her, but it wasn't *just* that she had a dog's body, but also the circumstances that happened to put her in this situation. Jon wondered what that could be. What kind of logical explanation could there be for Sarah having the body of a dog? He didn't know, so he asked her. Sarah seemed a little confused at how Jon didn't already know, but she told him anyway. "Bark, bark, bark. Woof, woof, woof. Ruff!" So *that's* what happened. According to Sarah ...