Everyone Thinks Biff Is Gay

"I wish, until I wish otherwise, that everyone except for Karyn, Biff, and myself would think that Biff was gay." The stone glowed, indicating that the wish had been granted. Jon smiled, imagining the torture that Biff would be going through as everyone thought he was homosexual. Jon wondered if Biff had a boyfriend. If he did, he'd love to see the look on Biff's face when he found out.