Guy Time With Mom

Jon marveled at the total change in his mom as they looked at his porn and argued over which ones were the hottest. After a little while of that, Linda tosses the magazine aside and said, "Well, that was fun, but what do you say we see if your mother can still whip your ass in Halo?" "STILL whip my ASS?" Jon thought to himself. "She never swears, and she's never played video games in her entire life. I think I like her better this way!!" Curious to see how good his new and improved mom really was, Jon agreed to her challenge. "Cool," she said, popping the game in and tossing her son a controller. As the opening credits played, Jon watched his mom leap into his chair and sit with her legs sprawled in a most unladylike manner. "Lets play some slayer!"