Mikey's Mom Is Next

"Jon, I was thinking about ordering a pizza tonight. What do you want on it?" Mikey's mom asked, walking through the hall and into Jon's bedroom. "Mikey! Who is that woman and where is Jon?!" "I *am* Jon," the woman breathed. "Hey, Mom! What's that?" Mikey said, pointing to a yellow sticky note hanging off of the bathroom door out in the hall. He giggled, as she walked over and pulled it off the door. She looked down and began to read it. "I wish ..."