Teasing: Alan Dickenson is the New Principal

Suddenly, the door to the office swung open and in walked Alan Dickenson ... the *new* principal. In this new reality, Simon despised authority and hated institutions like the school system, so he never became the principal of the high school. Instead, Alan Dickenson did. "What the hell are you doing in my office?" Alan demanded. "*Your* office?" Simon asked, in shock. "Who the fuck do you think you are? This is *my* office." Trevor walked into the room behind Alan and looked surprised when he saw the former principal. But it wasn't shock at seeing that he was different. As far as Trevor knew, he *wasn't* different. "Simon? What the fuck are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the shop?" "Shop?" Simon asked. What was happening? Why was Trevor calling him by his first name? Who was this guy claiming that this was his office? Why was he dressed so strangely, yet also not? What was going on? "Yeah, the Occult Stop. You know, the Goth store that you own?" Trevor said, as if it were obvious. "Get ... out!" the principal yelled suddenly. Apparently, he hadn't made his point. Startled, Simon and Randy made a hasty exit. Trevor held on a moment, just long enough to give Alan the middle finger. Once they were out in the hall, Simon had had enough. "What's happening?" he demanded. "How did I change like that?" But Trevor was confused. "Change like what?"