Fantasy: Sarah Dumped Biff For Jay

"Hey, man," said Randy Goodman, a jock who liked to bully Jay. But things were obviously different, because Randy didn't seem mean, even in the slightest. In fact, he was acting like he was Jay's friend. Randy smiled and said "I heard you finally got a date with Sarah." "Sarah?" "Yeah. Sarah McMillan?" "I've got a date with her?" "It's not that surprising, is it? You *are* the most popular guy in school." "But ... what about Biff? I thought ..." "I thought you already knew," Randy said. "Sarah dumped him." "Sarah *dumped* him? For *me*?" Jay still couldn't wrap his brain around what was happening. Just like his greatest fantasy, he was sexy, popular and dating a hottest girl in school. But how was any of this possible?