TGS: Something's Not Right

As I came to, with a splitting headache, I realized that I had somehow fallen to the floor. And oddly, it looked like the table was around ten feet away. It was hard to tell exactly, because the blow to my head had left my vision all blurry. Now, I've been knocked out before, so I wasn't too surprised that my body felt a little out of sorts, but as I started to push myself up, I felt a little strange. It wasn't until I looked down at myself, however, that I understood why.