NARAYANNE: All A Put-On

Something about Biff wasn't exactly right, so Tim called him on it. "Are you really Biff, or are you someone in his body?" "I'm Biff, baby. Of course, I am." "Are you sure? Because you're not ..." Biff slapped Tim across the face. "What did you do *that* for?!" "Oh, you're no fun." "What?" Suddenly, Biff's body lifelessly collapsed to the ground and a wispy vapor exited his mouth. Tim backed away, watching the formless vapor float in the air. Then a woman began laughing. "Who's there?" "Who do you think, moron?" the woman said. It was the woman that spoke in his head earlier. The one that said she was a god. "What have you done with Biff? And ... and Kelly? What happened to *her*?" He was afraid something may have happened to his old body. "Oh, they're around." "Why are you doing this to us?" Narayanne answered by saying ...