RESORT: Hot Woman in Fatigues

Out of the driver's side of one of the vehicles jumped out an incredibly hot woman dressed in tight and revealing army fatigues. She really did look like some sort of supermodel. Samantha noticed how her husband was looking at the woman and immediately elbowed him. He looked at her. "Sorry. It's just ... she's so ..." "Yeah, yeah. She's good-looking. And what? I'm not?" she asked. "No, you look good, honey. It's just that ..." Before they could continue their argument, though, the hot woman in the fatigues spoke up. "Can I have your attention," she announced.