WISH ORB - PM6000: So Begins the War of the Transformation Devices

(**Author's Note:** This episode was previously, for the most part, written by DocLock, with some minor errors fixed.) Russ fumbled for his words. "I wish ... I wish I had something to stop her." Suddenly, he felt a weight in his hand. It was a boombox ... a boombox? Russ looked at the thing in his hand. "What am I supposed to do with this? Where did it even *come* from?" He opened the CD player and saw a CD labeled "Sexualize any woman into a sexy slut with this one cool trick!" and on the lower half "Conservative women hate us! Then they love us." Sure, it might have read like a internet sales pitch, but after looking up and seeing another girl (who looked like she could be a potential regular) morph into a strawberry blonde-haired stock photo of a Christian girl ... that settled it for him.