Bigfoot Is On The Loose

It looked as if the living room and most of the kitchen had been hit by a twister. There was debris everywhere and just beyond the dining area was a giant hole in the wall. Presumably, that was where Bigfoot made his exit. There weren't any doors in the woods, so he probably thought he was in an inescapable cage. "Jon, what *was* that thing?!" his mom hysterically yelled. "Bigfoot?" "Jon, that *thing* came from upstairs. How did it get in this house?" she demanded. "I have to track it down," Jon said, moving past his mom. But she wasn't letting him go. "I want some answers, Jon. *Right now*."