Jon Gets a Phone Call

"I'm so glad that I have a daughter like you. Did I ever tell you that?" "Oh, *Mom*," Zoe said, blushing. "If only I could say something like that about Jon," Jane said. "Honestly, I can't figure out how he turned out this way. Why does he have to be so rebellious?" "I'm sure it's just a phase, Mom," Zoe said. "He'll grow out of it." "I hope so." ------ As Jon walked in a direction *away* from home, he got a call on his cellphone. This time, fortunately, it wasn't his bitchy mom. Instead it was ...