Sarah's Secret: Love Potion

"It's Sarah," Jon said, sounding astonished. "What about her?" Karyn asked. "She's using a love potion to make guys love her and to make girls want to *be* her." "What? That's impossible. How could Sarah have a love potion?" "Come on, Karyn. It makes a little bit of sense, doesn't it? Sarah's hot, sure, but she's a total bitch. Why would girls want to be like that? And why would guys want to date her? Suddenly, if you think about it, it all makes perfect sense." "But *I* don't want to be like her," Karyn said. "And you don't want to date her. So why is her potion not affecting us?"