Robert's There for Zoe

Jon heard footsteps going past his bedroom door. His wish had worked. He opened it partway and looked out. Robert was knocking on *Zoe's* door. And he was wearing a Gothic dress! Jon gasped so loudly that Robert turned around to see him. Jon shut his door. Too late! He had been spotted, and he couldn't get the image of Robert with dyed hair and Goth makeup out of his mind. What had he done? He glanced at the black dress in his closet. It was surrounded by other dresses. Beneath it were several pairs of high heels. "This is all wrong!" Someone was pounding on Jon's door. Jon felt as if he deserved what was coming. He opened the door to see Robert's black lips twisted with anger. "So it was *you,* Jon! If it was Mikey, I'd let this go, but *you* ... what did you think you were doing, watching me from behind like that, you sicko!?" "Yeah, Jon," snarled Zoe, who was wearing a Goth guy's outfit instead of her normal dress. "Uh ..." Jon squeezed the stone. "I wish ..."