Jon's Married to Karyn

One way to never be set up on dates was to be married. Or at least to be living with a significant other. In fact, he was married to Karyn, if the photo sitting on the dresser was accurate. *But how could that be? I'm not even **old** enough to get married. Am I?* Jon thought. "Jon? Where are you?" he suddenly heard someone say. It was Karyn's voice. He turned towards it just as the bedroom door opened. "Oh, there you are."