Stripper and part-time hooker

Jon stared at his job description in disbelief. "You will become a stripper and part-time hooker. Whenever your stripping isn't enough to pay the bills, you turn to prostitution to make ends meet." "Um, there must be some mistake...," Jon stammered. "A... a stripper? And a hooker? How can I..." The doctor replied, "Oh, don't worry, you'll be perfectly suited for your job, as I said before. In fact, when we are done with you, you probably won't be very suited for any other kind of work!"