A slightly Less Normal Morning

As soon as I stepped into my room, I was dive boomed by the fairy from last night. "Where were you this morning? I woke up and you weren't where I left you." '  "I got up, because I had to get ready for school." I said, slightly condescending.'  "This early? It's barley 7:00." "Yea, and school starts at 7:30. The bus will be here in a few minutes to pick us up, so I need to finish getting ready." "Well I need to come with you." "Why?"'  "Because I'm supposed to be your mentor. I have to stay with you at all times. Here, I stay here." Suddenly she dived under my shirt and into my cleavage. Now I was always a modest girl, and a warm, humming bird sized creature nestled in my bosom just felt weird. I didn't have time to complain, though. I slipped on a blue hoodie, zipped it up so that no one could see her unless they looked directly down, something only my boyfriend could do, grabbed my book bag and went out to meet the bus.