Jon's Dating Blunder: Jon and Biff

Holding the stone, Jon said "I wish I was dating ..." At that moment, he saw someone walking in the general direction of his house. It was Biff Meadows, the boyfriend of Sarah McMillan. He was a macho type of guy. Star quarterback, good looks, that sort of thing. But he was also a bully. He liked to torment people he deemed to be "losers". Goths, nerds, geeks, emos, definitely twinks. He had a special hatred for gays. Well, anyway, even though Jon didn't necessarily fit into any of those categories, he was still picked on by Biff and his jock buddies. "Biff? What's *he* doing here?" As the stone began to glow, Jon realized his mistake. He finished his wish with the name "Biff"! "No, no! I didn't mean ..." The stone flashed, causing Jon to close his eyes. When he opened them ...