45 - First wishes in 30 years

Jon went to the bathroom, a little early for his first daily worktime shit. There, he contemplated how to best leave goodbye presents for all the people who made his office life so miserable. He sat on the toilet, going through names one by one when he had a thought. There were just too many to wish upon individually. Besides, they'd all forget they were any different if he made his wishes from here. No, he wanted a more personal touch, and he wanted them to remember. He held the stone before him and spoke, "I wish that until I leave the office today, everyone and everything in this office will do and change as I say, both physically and mentally. I wish that when I leave, all changes I have made will be reversed. I wish that everyone will remember what happened, but be unable to tell anyone about it."