Getting 'taur know herself

"What the fuck?" I asked "That sounds more like bad sci-fi writing than reality!" Shaking my head I craned my neck to check out my new body. I ran a hand along my lower spine and smiled; actually this felt kinda sexy. Carefully, I backed away from my desk and walked around the room, surprised to find I had no difficulty even though having four legs was an alien experience to me. Grinning I stretched my legs, enjoying the new sensation. I stopped and thought for a moment. My life was radically different now and I had no idea in what ways. I didn't even know about the virus until I wished up the knowledge, even though the Jon of this universe would know all about it. I glanced down and paused; this body had both male, *and* female plumbing now - did that mean that I'd also have 'feminine issues' each month. I baulked at that, but there was only one way to know for sure. With a sigh, I grabbed the stone and wished up some memories and knowledge.