This Jon isn't single

Smiling I started browsing again, ogling the multitude of guys on there. After awhile I started feeling a bit inadequate - with all these cute guys around, who was going to notice me now? Not that I'd be high up in the looks department before, just that now I felt more self-conscious and doubting of my chances. Fortunately I could fix that. With a grin I grabbed the stone and wished "I wish that I was a cute, sexy guy." My vision blurred and when it cleared I felt sexier without even having to check myself out. Before I could to confirm it, my phone rang. Reaching for it I was suprised to see that the caller ID read 'boyfriend'. With a gulp, I answered, wondering who it would be.