New taste in Music: Jon just can't say no to a cowgirl

"Hey listen Tiffany, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to to say no. I'm sure there is someone else you'll go to your little rodeo behind the bleachers" responded Jon. "Ah's so so'ry Jon. Ah didnt mean t' come on so strong." Sobbed Tiffany. "You can hoof it now. Ah won't waste any mo'e of yer time" she said as she started to cry. "Oh Tiffany, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, fine I'll have sex with you but let's make it quick." Jon said, seemingly defeated by Tiffany's persistence. "Yeehaw! Lets go. Ah've got th' perfect place. But ah's warning yo' now boy, Th' boots an' hat stay on, no matter whut" replied a giddy Tiffany as she grabbed Jon by the arm and took him to her special place so they could have sex before school started.