It gets worse

I rang my parents, "hey mom, I was wondering if my inheritance from grandpa..." I started to ask, "That weird fertility statue, what do you want that for? I wonder what the heck that old man thoug sending you a statue of a pregnant woman and Mikey a stone, I think Zoe was better off getting nothing." mom interrupted. Mikey got the stone, that sexist old man, "where is Mikey?" I asked desperately. "He is here, Karyn is here to baby sit, you know I wish you hung out with her more instead of that Sarah" I could tell she was about to start complaining so I quickly hung up, I would have to go and find him. I headed to the bedroom. "Hi honey, we have been waiting for you, look I got a card to help you" Freddy said pointing to a card, I perked up at this maybe it would sort things out.